Okay... I will never render 3D in UF again. Ever.
Funny story about this one, actually. I have been having these params around on my computer for like two years, never having the background finished. And the day I do finish the piece, a year ago from this day, my laptop got fucking stolen, so it's just been sitting around here until the day I could make it a new background. So here it is, a little late, but shh.